James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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