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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

Guess what? Holocaust

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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