How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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Today is May 18 2016.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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TELL

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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(SPOILER ALERT) The following are a few punchlines: "I didn't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck!" "I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks!" "Hold on buddy, I'm about to save you $10,000" "To get to the other side!" "Because 7, 8, 9!" "She had no arms!" "A fridge!" "I don't have Ferrari in my garage!" "The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go!" "And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college!" "It was stapled to the chicken!" "I proved it to him." "The holocaust" "Red paint" "A stick." "I wished for a big orange head." "No." "A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being." "A pilot." "The papa tomato steps on him and says ketchup." "You left your engine running!" "That's what she said." "TV watches you!" "I think so Brain, but where will we get that many cucumbers at this time of night?" "Rectum? Damn near killed him!" "One but it takes two episodes and the bald guy dies."

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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your mother hates you

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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jcjdj

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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