Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Justin Bieber got laid

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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