a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

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