- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

falling didnt make the difference

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

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