What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

racism...deal with it!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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