How do you spell eight? 8

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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redtube

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What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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