1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

Dusters blow stuff.

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

1 + 1 = 3

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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