- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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