Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

A man makes a sandwich.

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

I ponder

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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