- Anti Joke

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

elen degeneres is straight....

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.