- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Come in.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

THE GAME

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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