- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

Knock knock! Ding dong.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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