- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

this sentence will end in the way you expected.

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

I just found out i have cancer.

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