- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

this sentence will end in the way you expected.

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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