Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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full house

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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Your all fags

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Anti Joke

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