- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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