An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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What color is red paint? Red

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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