whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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Black People.

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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