Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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That's what SHE said!

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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Spotto

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

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