What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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Hey Shea

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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