i am and me is i

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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Barack Obama

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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