- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

bees knees

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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