Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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