- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

Why did the moron jump through the window?

Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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