why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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4 1/2

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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