Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

Knock knock. Racism.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What is 1+1? It's 2!

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

Nicolas Cage's acting.

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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