- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

AIDS

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

you know whats funny the letter Q

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

Your time.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

DERP

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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