- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(<>)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

A black man comes home from work.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

knock knock whos there the game _I LOST THE GAME_

A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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