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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

hey John will you make some copies

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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