With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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Donald Trump

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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