- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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