- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

Gun Control

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

you know whats funny... nothing.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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