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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

TELL

This is not an anti joke.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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