Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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women's rights.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

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Anti Joke

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