knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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