- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

My Nan, that is all.

Knock knock! Ding dong.

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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