- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

i have a christmas tree.

Penis

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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