Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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The Christian Bible.

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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Santa isn't real

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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AIDS

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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TELL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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