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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

Women's rights.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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