Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

69- by Adam Chebali

Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

kcuf read it backwards

Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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