Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Xbox One

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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