What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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world peace

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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Donald Trump

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Anti Joke

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