- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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