what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

whats 2+2? 4

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

world peace

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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