what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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Get in the car.

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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