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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

One time I masturbated by myself

What's big and messy? A big mess

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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