- Anti Joke

a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Look how far I can kick this bucket

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Grammer is very important

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

An epileptic man attends a rave.