- Anti Joke

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

Womens Rights

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.