How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

69- by Adam Chebali

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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