- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

A baby seal walks into a club.

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

Potassium? K.

you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? thunk

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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