- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

An Irishman walks out of a bar

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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