A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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Christians pornstars.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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