- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

That's what SHE said!

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

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