- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

A women's opinion.

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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