- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

Oh my God! A talking dog!

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