What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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How come grilled cheese?

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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Women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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