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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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