- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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