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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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elen degeneres is straight....

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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Grammer is very important

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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